Sixty-six years ago today, newspapers around the world splashed pictures of a supposed UFO crash site in Roswell, New Mexico. Since that day, conspiracy theorists have speculated that not only were dead aliens found at the scene, but that the military whisked off an alien survivor. Finally, technology has been able to clean up the grainy photos and identify that mysterious space traveler, and HumorOutcasts.com is the first to publish the true identity of the alien. Ladies and Gentlemen, the real face of the Roswell survivor:
Suddenly, everything makes sense!
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Now I night not know this dude but he does give off a certain Christian vibe!
You are just so astute Bill Y!
Are you sure it wasn’t Fred Phelps?!
Maybe not, but I’m sure his offspring is Dennis Rodman!
Oh, good point Mike. Maybe they are celestial twins he and Robertson!
Geez! You’d think they’d have at least tried to make themselves look somewhat humanoid to blend in …
Yay Perry! You made it on the site! LOL
BWAHAHA! We always thought this guy was spaced out. Now we know!
Yes, the mystery is solved!
HAHAHAHAHA! Too funny Donna!!
Glad it made you chuckle Deb!