Roswell UFO Survivor Finally Identified after 66 Years

Sixty-six years ago today, newspapers around the world splashed pictures of  a supposed UFO crash site in Roswell, New Mexico. Since that day, conspiracy theorists have speculated that not only were dead aliens found at the scene, but that the military whisked off  an alien survivor. Finally, technology has been able to clean up the grainy photos and identify that mysterious space traveler, and HumorOutcasts.com is the first to publish the true identity of  the alien.  Ladies and Gentlemen, the real face of the Roswell survivor:

By: Daniel Oines

Suddenly, everything makes sense!

 

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11 thoughts on “Roswell UFO Survivor Finally Identified after 66 Years”

  1. Now I night not know this dude but he does give off a certain Christian vibe!

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