If you are looking for work and good with your hands, maybe you need to apply to help fill a shortage in Saudia Arabia. They need more swordsmen to perform the necessary beheadings throughout the land. The present number of swordsmen has fallen dangerously low, to the point where some beheadings have to be postponed. Some princes are even asking for permission to use firing squads, but we all know the old ways are the best. They have averaged 75 beheadings a year for the past few years and have beheaded 15 so far this year. If you are interested, you need to get going — chop chop!
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/03/11/good-with-a-sword-and-looking-for-work-saudi-arabia-needs-you.html
I am going to take a beheading class right now and then get out there and stat my new career.
You know what they say; when you get a head…
I don’t want to stick my neck out…but what DO they say? 🙂
Seems the cutbacks are affecting everyone.
We probably need to get them to move forward with their plans for firing squads — this will keep more people employed.