Saudia Arabia Needs YOU!

If you are looking for work and good with your hands, maybe you need to apply to help fill a shortage in Saudia Arabia. They need more swordsmen to perform the necessary beheadings throughout the land. The present number of swordsmen has fallen dangerously low, to the point where some beheadings have to be postponed. Some princes are even asking for permission to use firing squads, but we all know the old ways are the best. They have averaged 75 beheadings a year for the past few years and have beheaded 15 so far this year. If you are interested, you need to get going — chop chop!

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