While we were, ahem, ruff-housing last night, the dog clawed off half my face.
Okay, he actually only put a scratch down my face, and my mustache was unharmed … and poor Bae seemed pretty upset about it. On the bright side, I’m now halfway to my Halloween pirate costume.
Look on the bright side. If you do end up losing the moustache, you can ditch the pirate costume and dress as Al Capone.
It’s true the mustache has interfered with some costume ideas …
Ouch, you need a stache guard.
I’ll bet somebody makes those, too …