If you find yourself in conversation with somebody who knows Scurvy Jane and they tell you that she hasn’t got an attitude problem, ask them if they’re lying because they are. Not only are they lying, they’re not even being honest. Off the top on my really confused head, I can think of at least 678, 234 stories that would leave you with nightmares but we’re not talking about nightmares right now so please pay attention and focus on the tale of the scurvy one’s belligerent ways. Some say her attitude became really bad as of late and that again is not factual. Her attitude always sucked as this picture with words explains in detail:
Obviously Scurvy Jane has never heard of the elusive Furry Miniature Barking Ponies. They run wild in the netherworld of Western North Carolina where the moon shine stills flow freely.
The scurvy one has been running wild in the netherworld for years now!
It’s the only pony in the world that has claws, that’s what it is.
Her folks tried to convince her that it was a claw-pony but she wasn’t having any of it.
I could see why this trauma could have influenced Scurvy Jane’s attitude in life. I know this because my German Shepherd always wanted a dog and when we brought home a puppy for her instead, she never ceased to complain.
At least your German Shepherd got a dog!