I’ve been avoiding fame for a long time now and have become really good at it. Sure I could do with the money that fame provides but what happens if you get too big for your own head and it starts taking on a life of its own and turns into Donald Trump’s hair? Nobody thinks about that when they roll the dice of fame. Well I’m not prepared to gamble with such a life changing issue and will remain poor and insignificant but massively respected by the real people with real hair and real mortgages to pay, thank you very much. If anyone out there still wants to be famous, you just need to make a sex tape. Here’s one I made earlier:
A literal sex type. Brilliant!
There’s lots of them on the internet too.
Notice the number of comments on your little bit a nasty? It’s already started, prepared to get crushed by the fame train.
This is exactly what I was afraid of.
This is a sex tape that will stick with you!
Psst, there’s two tapes!
I spit out my coffee. Finally, I thought, we see the real and mysterious Bill Y Ledden, but guess what? I was duped!
That dude can’t be found Don’t Dons!
Egad! More porn?
And the more copies I make, the more there is for everyone to enjoy!