She asked me to say something romantic so I told her that I have no time for people but that I could listen to her for minutes. I think she wanted me to commit to something a bit more permanent so I told her that I would stay in the same room as her mother but only while there was football on. For reasons unknown to my massively confused self, she still wasn’t happy! My next move was a move that many men have played when they’ve been backed into a corner and I asked her to tell me what she wanted from me because I hadn’t got the required psychology degree to try to figure out what the hell I was supposed to do. No sooner had I finished speaking than she said she wanted me to give up bacon! The eerie silence that followed was both eerie strange and if it could speak it would have said “?????????.” I walked away scratching me head and my head wasn’t even itchy. I decided to go for a walk to try to clear my head and no sooner had I ventured out into the world of many possibilities, than the solution presented itself:
Never talk to anyone who doesn’t like bacon cause that just means they’re insane.
The voice of reason as always Mario.
Slow cook it and add some BBQ sauce! BTW, bacon is not meat; it’s seasoning! That’s what a vegetarian friend told me.
Now I’m just hungry for seasoning!
Yes, this is like a tablet that’s the foundation of a new religion. It’s that wise.
And the sad fact is that it probably won’t even get off the ground!
I’d like to meet the person who did this meat sign and they order some meat!
Deborah, I’m going to say something that should probably leave you scarred and scared but that comment is like something I would say!
Someone has invested heavily in Smithfield Hams and Tyson meats
If you’re ging to invest, invest in the best!
It is as if God himself came to you to deliver this message, Bill Y! And now you are passing them on to the world. You are too good person, just too good!
That makes so much sense and also ties in with new name Bill Y “God” Ledden!