Soaking these in vodka probably doesn’t have the same desired result.

While shopping at a dollar store (my hometown has three in the same plaza!), I encountered this in the cleaning supplies aisle.

I didn’t know that in French “tampon” means “plug” or “stopper” (which still doesn’t explain why this particular phrase appears on a “scrub buddies” product).

I pity the poor sap on a shopping run for his girlfriend who buys this as a joke. Scratch that. I pity the girlfriend.