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Suicide By Sink, It’s No Yolk

August 22, 2013
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IMG_0592I was making an omelet this morning and this egg decided it was not going to meet its demise in the frying pan. Apparently, it had no interest in becoming part of my most important meal of the day. Instead, the poor bastard jumped into the sink. But hey, mad props for going out on your own terms, my man.

 

Mario Turchiarolo

Mario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also a foodie who loves to cook and eat. Check out his food blog The Bite at http://the-biteblog.blogspot.com.

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5 Responses to Suicide By Sink, It’s No Yolk

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    August 22, 2013 at 9:17 pm

    What do you call the murder of an egg, ovacide?

  2. August 22, 2013 at 3:53 pm

    That makes you, what? The Jack Kevorkian of omelettes? RIP little buddy.

    • August 22, 2013 at 8:58 pm

      Hmmm….never thought of it that way but I guess I am.

  3. Bill Y Ledden
    August 22, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    Serious respect to the egg.

    I’ve too much self respect to start punning around with ”cracked’ jokes.

    • August 22, 2013 at 8:58 pm

      That’s why I like you, Bill. You’re more than just a shell of a man.



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