Thank you, Brazil, for officially giving the U.S. this idea.

Megan McLachlan

If Michelle Obama were living in Brazil, she would not be standing sitting for this.

Apparently, the 2014 World Cup will be the first of its kind to offer seats to the obese. Yes, the “sport of the future” prognosticates a grim one, similar to that of the humans in WALL-E:

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Can you imagine if these “livin’ large” seats were offered to NFL fans? With stadium menus of nachos and beer, it would be the equivalent of giving Honey Boo Boo an unlimited supply of “sketty.” Obese seats would give fans a license to ill in order to maintain the seats. You stay fat, you stay put in the roomy extra-large seats.

Personally, I wasn’t aware that obesity was a problem among soccer fans. In fact, the ugly American in me wasn’t aware there were soccer fans.

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3 thoughts on “Thank you, Brazil, for officially giving the U.S. this idea.”

  1. Do you think we could extend this idea to the New York City subway system?

    Just a thought.

  2. If they were AMerican football fans, those seats would be filled with fans will painted bellies — huge canvases showing off their team spirit!

  3. “In fact, the ugly American in me wasn’t aware there were soccer fans.”

    They were told it was Fútbol and thought it was going to be football.

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