A New Grammy Awards? This year a dress code has been established not only for Grammy presenters but for Grammy attendees as well. CBS, the network who is airing the Grammy Awards and who is king of the penis jokes each week with their flagship show Two and a Half Men, is embracing the new dress code in hopes of appeasing conservative viewers. Included in the fashion rules: Grammy attendees must make sure that buttocks, buttock cracks and female breasts are adequately covered. Sheer costumes are also frowned upon.
Some stars have made it clear that they will not change their wardrobe plans for the network. Although CBS has not said publicly what will happen to anyone who breaks the new fashion requirements, there is speculation on what potential punishments might include: 1) No live TV shots even for an artist who wins an award; 2) Being the subject of a special “What Not to Wear” hosted by the designers of the Ayatollah Kohmeini School of Fashion and Death in Tehran and 3) A mandatory week-long workshop on appropriate attire hosted by Joan and Melissa Rivers and the crew at FOX News.
I agree that it does seem a tad hypocritical for this mandate to come from the network of Two and a Half Men.
Well that’s no more Grammy Awards for the Y then.
Cut out the underboob shots and wait for the ratings to fall. Too funny (love #2).
I’m not sure how conservative Kelly Rowland’s dress was!
No dress on the red carpet should cause red cheeks! Uh…I mean the ones on their faces!
HA HA HA!! Mike, good one!