You’re probably not going to believe this and I wouldn’t blame you but I’m going to enrich your lives yet again! I know, it’s beginning to feel like a full-time obsession. If you’re like everybody and you are, you probably hate the amount of junk mail that comes flooding through your letterbox like a waterfall of unwelcome annoyance. You’ve probably picked up the cat and very nearly put it down again at the sheer amount of crap that mounts up like a mountain of crap. You need to follow my 5 step plan, crack open a beer or 56 and reclaim the joy in your life:
You are single handedly stimulating the economy by pumping money into the postal and delivery realm. You’re pretty much a philanthropist just for this act alone.
I know, sometimes I think I just care too much!
Total genius! I bow to your cynical mind!
My cynical mind accepts your bow and raises you two owl’s and the blood of an Egyptian banker!
Excuse, I’m off to find a black hole!!! 😀
Feeing a bit guilty are we?
This is a stroke of genius!
And some people say that the best ideas are already taken!
Unfortunately the solicitation department doesn’t talk to the receiving department so the junk mail will likely continue. But there is satisfaction in sending them a box of rocks while helping fund the over budgeted USPS
I think it’ll help create more jobs for mailmen and that can only be a good thing!
OMG! That is the most brilliant idea I have seen. The Mailman or UPS guy won’t be thrilled but still really funny!
Think of the overtime they’ll get!
Brilliant, Bill! And once again, my life is enriched.
I’m such an enricher of lives that it’s starting to become a full-time job at this stage!