Thirsty Dave is a simple yet complex individual. Medical science has yet to disprove that alcohol lives in his veins but those of us who know him, know this to be true. Thirsty’s birthday is always a unique event and yet the same thing always happens: We hire out a bar for the evening and he lies down. What happens next is not for the faint hearted so please don’t try this at home kids, even if you are supervised by a thirsty adult. We begin to pour the contents of the bar, down his throat. Like I said, this is grown-up stuff. Nothing else happens for the next 11-13 hours until there is no more alcohol left. We then load him into the waiting ambulance where medical science is once again fascinated and dumfounded with the fact that he continues to ask for more drink. We’re so familiar with the way the hospital handles him, that we always bring a picture with us, to give to the doctor. That way, they can get a better picture of who or indeed what they are dealing with:
I assume there are no open flames allowed at this party!
Absolutely not, that would be dangerous to Thirsty Dave’s health!
The towel is a nice touch. Staining his shirt is his biggest concern.
If you breathalyzed his clothes, you would break the breathalyzer!
This is why stupid people should not be allowed near alcohol? OR, maybe he should be and that is how he survives each day. Who am I to judge!
I totally agree with you. Stupid people should not be allowed near alcohol so next year, we’re only going to let trained bartenders, pour the drink down his throat!
I knew you would have a solution!
It’s about the only thing I didn’t have to ask you to help me with this week Don Dons!