Whether or not you care for the woman or her products, you’ve got to admit that Martha Stewart is one savvy businessperson. From a beginning as just another cookbook author, she’s managed to create a publishing and catalog-business empire. According to her Wikipedia page, she was the first “self-made” female billionaire in the US.
But you don’t get there just through hard work and a little insider trading. Nope, you need the ability to identify a hot trend and move quickly, with a new product that stands out from the crowd. So I was not at all surprised when Martha moved boldly into an entirely new market:
Breast implants. Yup, Martha realized that fake boobs are hot, but three things are lacking from today’s offerings:
1) They’re never big enough.
2) They never taste quite right.
3) In this Fifty Shades Of Grey era, they need to assist in domination and sadism. Hence, the built-in spikes.
The woman is a genius.