I don’t know why I’m a perfectionist. Possibly because I’m the first-born? Maybe because I’m a woman? It could even be a DNA type thing—that obviously didn’t mutate to my teenage crumbsnatchers. Whatever the reason, somewhere inside lives an evil voice that is never happy with anything I do.
I sometimes wonder if Eve was a perfectionist. Do you think conversations like this could be overheard in the Garden of Eden?
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Adam (In from a hard day’s work): Hey honey, I’m home!
Eve: Don’t track your feet through the beach sand! I spent all day combing it with palm leaves!
Adam (Scratching his head as he sets his briefcase down): Are we having company?
Eve: Adam! I reminded you this morning before we rolled out of the lush green meadow that God was coming over for dinner tonight!
Adam: Oh yeah. I forgot. That explains why you’re all stressed out.
Eve: <through gritted teeth> What did you say? I’m—not—stressed. I just want everything to be perfect when He gets here.
Adam: We live in the Garden of Eden, honey. I think that is the definition of perfection. Well, except for that one apple that we can’t have.
Eve: That’s right, Adam. We do live in the Garden of Eden and who put us here? Huh, huh? Who gave us this? Huh?
Adam: There you go throwing that up in my face again. You don’t think I work hard all day having dominion over all this stuff? You don’t think that’s some pressure? Just once I’d like to come home to a peaceful house.
Eve (crying): sniff…sniff…It’s never enough for you. I keep myself fit running with the cheetahs every day. I take care of the meadow, sometimes hand-separating each flowing blade of grass. I make sure you have fresh coconut milk waiting for you after work, and not once…well there was that time when I had a headache…do I deny you the pleasures of my body.
Adam: Please don’t cry…you’re right honey. I know, I know. You are a perfect woman. I mean, let’s be honest here. God made me first. I was just a test model and when He got the kinks all out, He made the beautiful, perfect woman who you are.
Eve: Thank you for acknowledging that fact. (Hugging Adam) And I guess it could be worse. I could have to deal with a mother-in-law!
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I’m sure that dinner party went well after Adam & Eve made up. Until the next week when Eve made Apple Cobbler for desert.
I am Eve! (Not really, I’m Cheri.) I am Woman! (That parts true.) And I make my own Garden of Eden where everything is perfectly imperfect.
It’s to die for!
Have you ever read The Diary of Adam and Eve by Mark Twain? Funny stuff.
I somehow missed that, but just downloaded it. Can’t wait to read it!
Funny! By the way, how’s your apple cobbler?
Love it!