The Funniest Comedy Ever Written

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Many years ago I came up with an idea for a screenplay – The Funniest Comedy Ever Written. It would be a masterpiece. People everywhere would stand in long lines to watch the movie. Tears would be rolling down the cheeks of everybody who saw it. Academy Awards and Peoples Choice Awards would await my future. Since my inspiration for the movie came from a successful old television program, The Dick Van Dyke Show, this movie would stand the test of time and generations upon generations of people would be talking – for eons – about the greatest comedy ever written.

And then I felt as if someone had wrapped choking hands around my neck. How dare me for even considering that something I would write would ever be considered the greatest anything! What if I never had another funny thought in my entire life – ever?

And what if I couldn’t pull it off?

Jim Riordan taunts me from the recesses of my mind. Jim Riordan KNOWS funny. He told me so himself. He was one of the hosts of one of our local television programs back in the 90s.

When I met Jim Riordan, which I did because he was an actual writer with actual books to his credit (Break on Through: The Life and Death of Jim Morrison, Stone: The Controversies, Excesses, and Exploit of a Radical Filmmaker, among others), I wanted some insights. As we talked, he asked me – because I told him I was a writer – if I knew how to write comedy.

“Of course,” I lied.

“Well,” he told me, “I know funny!” And he invited me to write for his show.

Jim became my audience. If he didn’t think that what I was writing was funny, who would?

Fast forward to now. The Funniest Comedy Ever Written remains unwritten. Like Michelangelo’s David unsculpted or Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus unpainted, like Disneyland unvisited, my masterpiece, a potential treasure that begs to be written, sits locked in the vaults of my mind.

Why? Well, one reason is that my funny meter has suffered. After being subjected to endless hours of The Cleveland Show and American Dad (my grandson is addicted), I can see that my sense of humor has become a relic. I remain frozen in time to shows like Friends, Frazier, M•A•S•H, and yes, I’ll bring it up again, The Dick Van Dyke Show.

Those shows – to me – were funny. Those shows were relatable. They blended well with my sense of humor. And so I wait. I wait for the tides of change to return to the things I think are funny. I may have to wait for the afterlife, but maybe my spirit will stick around and I will become the haunting muse for somebody else.

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5 thoughts on “The Funniest Comedy Ever Written”

  1. I agree with Joyce. Predicting the viewer/reader’s response to any form of art is a crap shoot. At some point you just have to “put it out there” and see what happens.

  2. Go ahead and write it. What do you have to lose? Funniest comedy ever is only an opinion because you and I may not see the same things as funny. However, if you like what you’ve written, and it cracks you up as you write it, chances are, someone else will appreciate your humor.

  3. You forgot “The Honeymooners.” That one is still hilarious, even though those episodes were made in the 1950s.

    On the other hand, old episodes of “You’ll Never Get Rich” with Phil Silvers as Sgt. Bilko leave me cold. They are no longer funny.

    “I Love Lucy” has still stood the test of time, too, mainly because of the great physical comedy.

  4. I find it amazing how our sense of humor changes over time, for better or worse. I thought “It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” was the greatest comedy ever at the time and watching it recently, I wondered why.

    P.S. I too was a big, big fan of the Dick VanDyke show. It’s comedies like this that others sprang from so though their humor has diminished some, we can’t respect today’s sitcoms and comedy movies without weighing how earlier shows contributed to them.

  5. I have learned that humor is subjective and not one type humor is better than the other. It depends upon an individual’s funny bone. I love the classics, but even in those shows there are clunkers. I will watch and read as long as I can laugh! Nice post!

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