Sex Ed classes will become severely restricted if an amendment attached to their budget bill passes both Houses and signed off by the governor.
New sex education standards that would ban any teaching that condones “gateway sexual activity” and allows parents to sue if their child receives such instruction are among the Republican amendments added to the two-year budget bill today. SOURCE
With such a vague reference its hard to know exactly what could be classified as a “gateway sexual activity” by an ultra-conservative court so in the future here’s a possible example of sex ed in Ohio highs schools.
Teacher: Today class we will be discussing how babies are born. There will be a slide presentation and following that we will open it up for discussion. Gwen, get the lights please.
Teacher: Gwen get the lights. Any questions class?
In a related story, an anonymous mailing was sent to all Ohio GOP House and Senate representatives with the following message
But do they approve of a background check of a person before you have sex with them. Probably not. They just want you to pull the trigger.
Background checks might be allowed as long as it doesn’t constitute a “gateway sexual activity”. We’re still not sure what that is so it’s best to do nothing.
Some fundamentalist conservatives have brains that are so rigid, even the nerve impulses are not allowed to move around freely! Hence, thinking, as the rest of us know it, is not possible.
After all, thinking is the biggest “gateway sexual activity” of them all, since the brain is the largest sexual organ in the body!
That’s why most of them probably masturbate as they watch porn on their computer. In their hearts they and minds they think they are still being faithful to their wives.
I think the Republicans are still sitting in the dark because they vetoed the electric bill which prohibited Gwen turning the lights back on.
If it was generated by a clean energy source that is highly likely Deb
So, do you think some foreign enemy has dropped stupid pills in the water supply?
No but I think they are slipping it into red meat supplies on factory farms.
So sexual activity by people who work at the factory making Gateway computers is now illegal? And does this include being a GOPer tapping your foot in the mens room stall? So many questions.
Some are bound to interpret it that way Thomas but most of the thick skulls buy Dell anyway
I wonde if those Republicans actually have any questions?
It takes a functional brain to generate a question and it seems clear many are lacking that.