The Great Thirsty Purchase of 1998

You can tell a lot about someone by what they have in their shopping trolley. The first time that Thirsty Dave was alone with Scurvy Jane, was 15 tears ago when the scurvy one invited him over to babysit. The thirsty one was presented with a problem that had to be overcome. He was too drunk to move yet he had to stock up on beers to bring over to the great babysitting date of the century. Although he was never really good at communicating with anyone who didn’t sell alcohol in a professional capacity, he managed to phone a friend who bought drink for him. Not a lot of people get the see his caring side but he also made sure that Scurvy Jane had something to drink too:

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6 thoughts on “The Great Thirsty Purchase of 1998”

    1. Thirsty Dave would probably try and melt the trolley down and drink that too!

  1. I bet he is on the phone with his girlfriend, wife, or whoever and she is saying, “Don’t be selfish. Make sure you bring me home something too.” Look at his face. He looks beleaguered by love.

    1. I doubt if one man would have enough time to recycle all of Thirsty Dave’s cans!

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