Please allow me to introduce myself; I’m a multi-talented, multi-faceted, multi-dimensional genius full of humility and grace. This is how I introduce myself to people who I don’t want to spend time with. Sometimes the world isn’t full of greedy, self-obsessed, two-faced people who will do anything to screw you over but most of the time it is. None of that mattered to me yesterday because yesterday, Jill Y got me the best present a fully fledged genius could ask for. Like a prayer answered from a god that doesn’t exist, I now have the key to it all:
Ah Bacon . . . it’s, well it’s bacon. All is right with the world.
Some people don’t get it Deb, some people just don’t get it!
Is this something like that machine on the old Star Trek series that would make milkshakes and sundaes out of thin air?
I wish!
Let me guess: A man invited this magic button. I can see how it would get them through the day though!
The word on the street is that it was invented by the same dude that brought us the thong!
I’m on board but only if there’s a delete button for heart disease and cancer. Keeping my fingers crossed
what happened to your vegan diet, LB?
Now that would be one damn sweet keyboard!