Excelsis Fine Fragrances has released a new cologne entitled Francis after the Pope. Arriving just in time for the holidays, the fragrance company is expecting big sales for nothing is more attractive to a woman than the scent of a celibate man.
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6 thoughts on “The New Pope Fragrance”
Personally, I’d rather smell like the Pope than Justin Bieber.
I heard that their complimentary fragrance called, NUN, is for men who are constantly being turned down by women.
Does it smell like pope-pourri?
It smells like humility whatever that smells like. My guess that heavy incense stuff they swing around at mass.
This is a touchy subject for me Don Don’s as it’s common knowledge that I wanted to be the Pope dude. You get to wear a cape!
I have an idea, Bill Y. What if we start a new religion where Bill Y writes the rules and he gets to be the leader and wear any cape he wants. I’m not sure how the fine folk in Ireland will take it, but you can pull it off!
Personally, I’d rather smell like the Pope than Justin Bieber.
I heard that their complimentary fragrance called, NUN, is for men who are constantly being turned down by women.
Does it smell like pope-pourri?
It smells like humility whatever that smells like. My guess that heavy incense stuff they swing around at mass.
This is a touchy subject for me Don Don’s as it’s common knowledge that I wanted to be the Pope dude. You get to wear a cape!
I have an idea, Bill Y. What if we start a new religion where Bill Y writes the rules and he gets to be the leader and wear any cape he wants. I’m not sure how the fine folk in Ireland will take it, but you can pull it off!