Before we begin today’s proceedings, you need to know that the advice within does not mean that I am an expert although it is common knowledge that I slept with a woman but enough about the 80s for now. Throw away those expensive self-help books that you bought over the years. There are those among us who have bought so many self-help books that they end up buying a self-help book on how to afford all the books that they’ve previously bought and thus begins the vicious circle that’s very much round. Despite what you’ve been told, you don’t learn from experience, you learn from what I tell you and in my experience, I’m right. Now some of you are going to start living your life by these words and I won’t be held responsible for the success that you achieve. If you want to thank me, you can build pyramids in my honor or other little things like that. And now, without further ado, it’s time for bed:
I have started construction on your pyramid, Bill!
The problem with this post is that all of us who are now laughing hysterically will have to make ourselves stop laughing if we are going to be serious enough to try the Top 10 Steps.
Sounds good to Bill Y – job done then!
Laughing! I love when Jerry Seinfeld says to George Castanza (about going “down there”) “No one knows what to do. Just close your eyes and hope for the best.”
What a fun post.
I’ve been hoping for the best for years!
Just do it! As Yoda says, “Do or do not. There is no try!”
If it’s good enough for Master Yoda, it’s damn well good enough for me!
I think I have it mastered because I am great at T-R-Y-ing
I see you picked up on the key word!
No one can say you give up easily, Bill Y! Have you thought about blogging about your journey to success in bed?
It’s an important question you raise Don Dons. Finding the time to help everyone with everything is just not easy. My Bon Jovi work is massively time consuming and trying to figure out how magnets work is exhausting. It wouldn’t be right to commit to something that I simply couldn’t follow through on. It just wouldn’t be fair to the good people who rely and need me!