I have it on good authority that Thirsty Dave has been spotted drinking non-alcoholic beer! There’s more chance of Disney making a bigger mess with Star Wars than George Lucas did with the prequels than the thirsty one desecrating his liver with such non toxic liquids but it does merit investigation. I’m just about to head out with Scurvy Jane and Sugartastic Daddy John and we are taking a camera and some oxygen. If the word on the street is to be believed and it rarely is, Thirsty Dave will need help breathing and we also want to take a picture for the scrapbook of soberness. The scrapbook of soberness has no pictures in it because the thirsty one has never been sober. It’s time for me to roll but I’m going to leave you with some homework. I know the chorus of the song Macarena by the popular Spanish, Latin pop duo Los del Río. You guys have to work out the verses:
Call me silly, but I feel as if the world as we know it, is ending! Non-alcoholic beer? Thirsty Dave? so sad!
I could tell you what happened next and one of these days and I will in a post called “What happened next”.
Say it ain’t so, Thirsty Dave!!
I hope I’m not giving too much away here, but all was not what it seemed that night.