I am the fastest man to have ever walked out of a woman’s shoe shop and that’s a fact but it’s also a story for another day. Today we concentrate on a study that you may not believe at first but I think you might just change your mind, by the time I’m finished. Last night, Jill Y and I were in a bar with Thirsty Dave sand Scurvy Jane. I had bought a round of drinks, as had Jill Y and Scurvy Jane. Through a neat little process that I like to call “remembering”, we figured out that it was Thirsty Dave’s round. Jill Y nonchalantly asked whose round it was and the thirsty one did not open his mouth. Jill Y and Scurvy Jane had quite a bit of verbal over this which proves that women talk more than men and just in case you don’t believe it, the television news also says so:
The snake probably approached Eve because he knew if he tried to engage Adam in conversation he’d just get a few grunts and one-syllable words.
Ha! You . . . good. I . . . laugh.
Ha! I …good. I …laugh.
Now that is true, we don’t exactly do well in the communicative department but we do appreciate you.