Thirsty Dave becomes a model citizen

Just like Bon Jovi dressed as Nuns, covering a Bieber song in a fundraiser to raise awareness for the intelligence of Paris Hilton, I thought this would never happen. Thirsty Dave can best be described as the thirstiest of the Daves. A constantly parched individual, legend has it that he drank the river Nile dry when someone told him that it was made of whiskey. And so we come to the most unlikeliest of jobs for the big man to get. He’s only gone and become a model:

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