Thirsty Dave is and always will be someone who likes to help his fellow-man. He helps the bartender by taking those heavy pitchers of beer from his hands. He helps the economy by spending his money on alcoholic beverages at a rate 50 nanoseconds per drink. He’s only gone and come up with a business idea and for someone who doesn’t speak the language of the sober, this can only be applauded. I can’t say I condone his advertising methods but at least he’s working at something he truly loves:
As big hearted as Thirsty Dave is, he is going to confuse his potential clients by offering two phone numbers. They won’t know which one to call first.
Thirsty is a true blue humanitarian.
After a couple, that phone number would be impossible to read.
A couple to you or I maybe but the truly thirsty have a kind of super power when it comes to having alcohol delivered.
It’s such an honor to sort of know such a giving person as Thirsty Dave.
They say we all have a doppelgänger but I feel comfortable saying that there really is only one Thirsty Dave!
If he’s trying to appeal to drunk people, it would behoove him to put hyphens in his phone numbers.
According to legend, the truly drunk can read all phone numbers that assist in the delivery of alcohol.
This solves the biggest problem alcoholics face: having to buy their liquor in public!
I’m just happy that the world is finally seeing how much of a caring individual that the thirsty one is and always has been!