When Thirsty Dave does something, he does it with an intensity not seen since that lost Doctor got off the island in the hit television series “Lost”. Lately he’s been eating toast and I’m not just talking about the odd slice now and again. The thirsty one’s house now resembles a bakery and he spends all of his non drinking time, baking bread. We went over to his place last week and he was dressed like an obsessed, eastern european, drunk baker. I’m not sure how many kegs of beer we drank but it was definitely more than 10 baker’s dozen. Because we had so much to drink, I decided it was best not to drive because I don’t have a car and also because I can’t drive. We stayed up all night drinking and telling stories about why we hate Bon Jovi. We woke up a few days later and I went to jump in the shower. That’s when I knew we had to have an intervention and get Dave off the toast:
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Thirsty Dave sue got toasted.
That’s not the first time it happened to him either!
where is the jam? there should be jam.
Thirsty Dave is a highly focussed individual who is not going to let jam get in the way of making toast, there just isn’t enough hours in the day!
Can my dog Gregory come over to Thirsty Dave’s house? He loves toast.
I don’t think that would work out too well, Thirsty Dave isn’t exactly the sharing kind!
Well, Thirsty Dave certainly has taken this baking and toast thing seriously. Doesn’t he know too many carbs is not good for you?
You could count the things Thirsty Dave knows on no hands!