As I always say to everyone whose name contains letters or numbers, don’t believe everything you read. In 1991, Thirsty Dave swallowed a fly who had a serious issue with a series of issues. The fly didn’t like the U2 song “The Fly” because he was turned down for a starring role in the video of the song. One of the more egotistical of the flies, he thought of himself as the lord of the flies and took the rejection really bad. It wasn’t long before he started spreading rumors about Bono that were not based on fact. It wasn’t long before Bono found out about this and he arranged to go for a beer with Thirsty Dave in a venue that the fly happened to frequent, frequently. That night, Thirsty Dave accidentally swallowed the fly. Now, believe it or not, none of that is true. As I always say to everyone whose name contains letters or numbers, don’t believe everything you read:
The definition of either fiction or humor writing:
Putting words on paper that are blatant lies, in order to get the appropriate reaction from readers.
I think I’ve ben accused of doing something like that on more than one occasion!