The world has become so health conscious with all the low-fat sarcasm, organic insults and Pilates classes for Pilots with piles. Gone are the days when you could turn your nose up at someone with a face full of full-fat cream while bathing in a pig of bacon. This modern world is guilty of a lot of things and needs to answer for the fact that we don’t talk to each other anymore. These days it’s all emails and gmails and shemales but no actual real conversation. Well tonight I’m going back to basics for tonight I’m going to get myself a bottle of famous spiced rum and tell Jill Y the story of Thirsty Dave and the non-alcoholic beer and I’m going to do it in the voice of the guy on the bottle:
I’d set sail with Capt. Morgan ‘Freeman’ any day!
Capt. Morgan isn’t cheap!
I would drink that!
It’s too late!
Now I would love to hear the story as told by Morgan Freeman. Everything is true when he speaks!
Morgan Freeman is the captain!
Fantastic.
It certainly tasted fantastic!