There comes a time in life when it’s time to stop. Sometimes it may appear that you have a grip on things and can let go whenever you wish but addiction is like that. Very often the signs are there for everyone to see, everyone that is, except you. Sometimes though, when you open your eyes and look at what is growing before you, you can really see what life is:
In my best Maury Povich voice, “Wanker, you ARE the father!”
That’s just unbelievable! I just read that in your best Maury Povich accent and I don’t even know who Maury Povish is!
Don’t you just hate it when you are forced to admit that your mother was right?
I don’t hate it. I do it with some bitter resentment but I don’t hate it!
As if going blind wasn’t bad enough.
I’m just sitting here thinking about this and I actually don’t that cartoon is real!
Maybe he should stop using baby oil!
He needs to take responsibility for his actions so he should be using condoms!
I would think this must be a major conundrum for the pro-life, anti-masturbators out there.
Trurdat, “life’s big decisions are rarely little” Bill Y 04/05/2013
Whoa! I thought it was just palm hair that resulted from too much masturbation.
So did my palm hair!