A Story is a recounting of a sequence of events. Some stories are untrue like “The Bible” or “The check is in the post” or “The true story of how babies are made” and some stories are true like “The day George Lucas woke up and realised what he had done with the Star Wars prequels” or “Nic Cage is as normal as the next lunatic” or “Magnets for Dummies is the same as Religion for the window in the back of my non-existent car”. The best stories tell us something about humanity just like “The extremely true story of the remembered condom”.
Condom or not, that comment would’ve made me get the hell out of there.
It certainly does sound alarm bells alright.