Trying to figure out what’s real and not real in the real world is real hard

I used to work for the fraud department of a large credit card provider where my job was to investigate suspicious transactions on liars’ accounts. After a while you begin to see patterns in the lies and a trained monkey with a modicum of cynicism could have done the job. I get really bored really easily so I left after 14 years. Trying to figure out what’s real and not real in the real world is real hard. Gone are the days when you could buy a book online and wait for the mailman to deliver it to your house. These days, the book is more likely to be delivered to your phone, if you don’t press the right option online. I just don’t have the trust for online shopping that I have for eBay. Take this picture, I don’t even think the shiny light is really part of the unicorn:

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11 thoughts on “Trying to figure out what’s real and not real in the real world is real hard”

  1. Dudes and dudetts,
    This is why they never find an actual Bigfoot. I live in WA, hike a lot, and have never seen one. Every time ya get close they ride off on unicorns. Thanks Bill.

    1. Thanks for that Tom, I love it when common sense takes over and explanations make sense.

  2. This picture inspires me. I want to go out any buy Photoshop so I can have some fun, too.

    1. The last time I was inspired was in 1990 when Milli Vanilli were stripped of their Grammy for miming!

    1. I’m so glad you asked that question Don Dons. Not only is Bigfoot upset, he’s so pissed off that he doesn’t even want to be seen in public again and is seriously considering going into hiding. He has nothing but contempt for someone who doctors photos, takes them out of context and makes them dance to a different tune. I personally can’t see anything wrong with this at all, at all but that’s just me!

      On a side note, does anyone know where Deb is? If I’m not wrong, it’s Friday and there’s no Devotional under the Daily Musings.

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