Un-Dating Sites

By: julien haler

When I watch TV at night, my channel selection offers me commercials that range from  “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” emergency jewelry to dating sites promising me a chance at eternal love and romance.  While I might get the emergency necklace for its obvious aesthetic qualities( because who doesn’t want a big square transmitter that can go with both day and formal wear hanging from their neck),  I doubt very much I will use any of the dating services since I am married unless of course, I want to visit the ever growing number of cheating websites that are now available for dissatisfied spouses.

As I started to ponder the promises of the many dating services, I was struck with a brilliant entrepreneurial idea:  Un-Dating sites or sites that fix lives when the dating sites goes bad. I have never been through a divorce, but I have watched many of my friends work through the process. So, I thought wouldn’t it be nice to have a site that not only works to end the unhappy union by providing a  attorney but also a site that supplies  a ready-to-date substitute who will sweep you off your feet as soon as the divorce papers are signed.  So, here are a few of my thoughts for the “Love Gone Wrong” sites and possible company taglines to help the new sites promote their services and in turn, help those who found and unfortunately lost love in the online dating world.
1. ChristianUnmingle.com – When God’s Match turned out to be the worst mistake He ever made. We will get you a do over.
2. UnMatch.com  –  When the person you meet at the “Singles Event” turns out to be a serial killer and a cheap tipper, we say ‘we might be able to find someone who is not a felon.’
3. eSourNote.com: When the scientific method of matching you up yields a spouse who likes science more than sex,we are there to change the equation.
4. JDivorce.com: We will find you another nice Jewish girl but couldn’t you give your mother a grandchild first? You’re killing her!
5. OurTimeIsOver.com:  You’re over 50 and wasted a lot of Viagra but we can still find a nice 55+  community who will take you.
6. AtheistPassionsFindGod.com    The Atheists found you a spouse who has made your life a living Hell? We can get you back on the right track to dating Heaven
7. Islamicbreakupsordie.com – We will end the marriage arrangement swiftly, and if you are in Saudi Arabia, we do beheadings for free.
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6 thoughts on “Un-Dating Sites”

  1. Ah Don Don’s, this is such a cash-cow, just waiting to be massively milked. It’s a brilliant idea!

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