Mullets are the classiest way to let the world know you’re about to go to jail for past-due child support payments.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 14, 2013
All it takes to turn a bad idea into a good idea is alcohol and a lack of supervision by my wife.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 14, 2013
A tickle fight with my 1-year-old involves her viciously mauling my face while I pretend to laugh to hide the tears. I should clip her nails
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 14, 2013
My wife feels like a failure if her hair & makeup aren’t perfect. I feel like I overachieve if I get dressed. One of us is doing this wrong.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 14, 2013
Second marriages: because misery deserves another chance
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 14, 2013
so this is the reason for mullets? I always wondered!