My 1 y.o. brushed her teeth today. She didn’t use toothpaste and she put the wrong end of the brush in her mouth. Whatever, I’m counting it.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 26, 2013
My 3-year-old: “I’m too little for a haircut.” Me: “When will you be big enough?” Her: “Friday.” Kids grow up fast.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 26, 2013
My 3-year-old threw a fit because I showed her the right way to hold the camera. I guess I can look forward to 95 pictures of her eyeball.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 26, 2013
My 3-year-old said, “Daddy, I rode a unicorn!” Either her imagination is getting better or her daycare is way better than I thought.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 26, 2013
The key to getting the most from your workout is to listen to your body. Right now, mine is telling me to take a nap & never exercise again.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 26, 2013