I wish there was a substitute teacher version of bosses. “The boss is sick, so he said to have you guys sit quietly and watch a movie.”
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 5, 2013
Don't listen to them. You're not just a waste of space. You’re also a waste of time and money.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 5, 2013
“I hate getting stoned.”—adulterers in Biblical times
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 5, 2013
I don’t think you’re an attention whore. I think you’re a regular whore. You put out regardless of if people are looking at you.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 5, 2013
The newest urban trend is 200-sq. ft. “micro apartments.” They offer the perks of being homeless in a cardboard box, but with higher rent.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 5, 2013
