A group of wolves is called a pack. A group of geese is called a gaggle. A group of skanks is called a sorority.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 12, 2013
Wife: What’re you doing?
Me: What’s it look like?
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M: Fine, I’ll let the raccoon go. He won’t wear the party hat, anyway.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 12, 2013
I’ve seen like 3 episodes of “Breaking Bad,” so I could probably run a meth lab. I count that as leadership experience on job applications.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 12, 2013
I’m bisexual. I have sex with my wife about twice a year.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 12, 2013
No, I won’t holler back. I use my inside voice like an adult.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 12, 2013
I am not sure if GLAAD will accept your definition of bisexual, but I think Webster’s dictionary will!
I had a difficult internal debate over whether “bisexual” should mean twice a year or once every two years. In the end, Google’s dictionary said “biannual” means twice a year, so I followed it’s lead. If it’s good enough for Google, it should satisfy the people at Webster’s.