I’m surprised no one has made an iPad app for the 10 Commandments yet. It seems natural they should be on tablets.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 26, 2013
I don’t worry about you invading my privacy. I tweet about my sex life. My privacy basically invades you.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 26, 2013
If you ever go to a big city, wear a NASCAR shirt. Muggers won’t waste their time on you if they think you live in a trailer park.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 26, 2013
I guess it’s been a while since I’ve been outside. Has that giant ball of fire in the sky always been there?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 26, 2013
It’s stupid that some highbrow yacht race calls itself America’s Cup. America’s real cup is the Big Gulp.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 26, 2013