Reading is great so once a week, Jill Y, Thirsty Dave, Sugartastic Daddy John, Scurvy Jane and I head to the library to look at the comic books. Thirsty Dave doesn’t like going because they don’t sell beer but where there’s a Bill, there’s a way and we found a way around it by using a lot of technical expertise and pouring his beer into a flask and bringing it with us. While the thirsty one is not very literary, he does take things literally, even though he doesn’t know that he doesn’t have an iPhone:
Thirsty Dave is my kind of thinking man, especially if he is trying to do it without a mind, as you suggest below.
Ah, gotta love the way Thirsty Dave’s mind works!!!
Thirsty Dave doesn’t have a mind!
The Thirsty one is a true, literal genius.
Thirsty Dave drinks outside the box!