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Ya’ Herd Me?

December 23, 2013

animal humor, sheep, herding, lambs, movies,

John Hartnett

Not much to tell about me, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into the center of the Pulaski Skyway where I was rescued and ultimately raised by a pair of opposums. Sadly, they died when I was very young. At least I think they died. From there I joined the Merchant Marines and was the only toddler in World War II to sink a Japanese battleship while being burped. When I returned to the states, I got a job at Gimbels Department Store and have been there ever since even though they went out of business in 1986. I have always valued loyalty over money and if that's wrong, talk to my wife. You'd get along famously. I am the author of the humor collection, "The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories" and write a comedy blog called The Monkey Bellhop. I live in NJ. I know. I wish you could all live here, too.

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3 Responses to Ya’ Herd Me?

  1. December 23, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    Oh, the grind.

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    December 23, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    They get all the grass they can eat and a complete makeover once a year when someone shears that pesky wool off. What else do they want?

  3. December 23, 2013 at 11:45 am

    Everyone needs to get away I guess! Loved this!

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