Hollywood is always abuzz with scandals but this one involves not only one of the most beloved stars but the star of one of History Channel’s most popular shows “Ancient Aliens”. As an intrepid reporter whose skills probably now fall short of those journalists employed by STAR magazine, I came across this eerie connection. The problem that we encounter in this mystery is: Is Phyllis Diller this guy’s mother or did some alien force bring Phyllis Diller to Earth and she is his child. I have been unable to uncover any facts, and so this will remain as deep a mystery as Area 51. All I can say is “You be the judge.”
Now I do not know either of the above aliens but it looks to me as if they’re on the same medication.
The difference between him and me is that my hair only looks like that between the time I get out of bed and the moment I hit the shower.
I’ve long suspected Giorgio Tsoukalos was not of this world. Who wears velvet suits anymore? Dead giveaway.
I know! He looks like he woke up in Las Vegas from a 20-year booze snooze
Oh, no! I must be an alien too. I look exactly like Phyllis Diller does when I brush my hair (which is why I NEVER brush my hair until I am naked and stepping immediately into the shower).
Hey, I got her a hair so I can’t be judgmental Theresa!
Yes they are most definitely aliens and I’m amazed they’ve passed on the trait of “Jazz Hands”!
Thank you Deb! I thought no one else would have noticed the Jazz hands. I should never have doubted you!
This just stokes the flames of the GOP’s concerns on immigration!
Let’s send this to them Mike just for shits and giggles.