Barneygate – The truth is revealed

Sometimes you find out something that tears at the very fabric of society. Something that has evilly become ingrained into everyday life and you just want to shout “Told you so”. You knew it all along but couldn’t open your mouth for fear of becoming a laughing-stock. All of that “I love you” was just too good to be true and you knew it all along. Deep in the corridors of power was a cover up as big as Simon Cowell’s ego and all of a sudden, you finally have the proof you always knew existed. Allow me to shatter the illusion so carefully designed to massively confuse the bejaysus out of you:

Barney:

1) Start with the given:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2) Change all U’s to V’s (which is proper Latin anyway):
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3) Extract all Roman Numerals:
C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers:
666

Thus, Barney is Satan!

Satanbarney

“I love you” – I think not

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12 thoughts on “Barneygate – The truth is revealed”

    1. Not you too! I’ve been doing really well this year with preventing people from sleeping again. Well, well until now that is. 236 +1 = 237 and it’s only March!

    1. I sometimes think that our imaginary son is only there as an excuse to watch cartoons and children’s TV!

    1. Cheers, there’s no better feeling than when you’re proven right about something. Actually it’s never happened me before!

  1. You are my hero not only because you have proved this but because you know Latin and Roman numerals and while you might find this scary, my Latin teacher Sister Felician, would be proud

    1. If there’s one thing I’ve learned about the court of law, it’s that proof is so necessary as is a good lawyer and lots of money to pay the right people off.

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