I’m Screwed if the puppy I bet all my money on in the Puppy Bowl doesn’t win. My bookie Peaches will break my legs. Peaches is a pug by the way.
The camera adds ten pounds. That’s why, when you get your picture taken, you should wear bigger clothes. Find more dubious advice in I Used…
Now I have as much time for dogs as I do for people but Peaches looks damn cool.