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Divorce Hollywood Style

March 27, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are separating after 10 years of marriage. Paltrow calls their decision to divorce a “conscious uncoupling”. The rest of the world calls it “horny for other people”.  Po-tat-o, Po-tot-o

Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh is founder of HumorOutcasts.com (HO) and the partner publishing company, HumorOutcasts Press which now includes the labels Shorehouse Books and Corner Office Books (HOPress-Shorehousebooks.com). As "den mother" to the more than 100 aspiring and accomplished writers, producers, comics and authors, Cavanagh's goal is to allow creativity to flow. She is a former journalist who made an unscheduled stop into humor more than 20 years ago. Her syndicated columns helped her gain a national audience when her work landed in the pages of First Magazine and USA Today. She teaches the how-to lessons of humor and publishing at conferences and workshops throughout the country including The Philadelphia Writers' Conference and Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop. The author of four humor books, Cavanagh hopes her latest book, How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans, will encourage writers not only to embrace their humor talents but show them off as well.

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10 Responses to Divorce Hollywood Style

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    March 28, 2014 at 5:07 pm

    How about “We both have the 10-year itch.”

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    March 28, 2014 at 9:06 am

    LOL, now that a new one Donna! Conscious Uncoupling. Can I try this with debt collectors and call it Unintentional Lack of Funding?

  3. March 28, 2014 at 8:13 am

    On a positive note, at least they’re both conscious.

  4. Bill Y Ledden
    March 28, 2014 at 8:01 am

    I’m usually unconscious before I uncouple but hey, each to their own.

  5. March 27, 2014 at 8:56 pm

    LOL..well whatever they fancy!

    • March 27, 2014 at 9:29 pm

      Apparently, they fancy being dramatic! Thanks for reading Krystol!

  6. Jan
    March 27, 2014 at 8:54 pm

    What is an “unconscious” uncoupling? Is it un-unique, uninteresting or …

    • March 27, 2014 at 9:30 pm

      Good question. They just couldn’t say they fight a lot?

  7. March 27, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    “You’re seeing other people!!! That’s one cold play!!!” Euphamiasms rock, good eye D.

    • March 27, 2014 at 9:32 pm

      HA HA HA!! Loved that one Thomas! You are always one step ahead of everyone else!

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