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Friday Humor Devotional

March 14, 2014

You kids better behave. Remember, grandpa can kick you without getting up.

Dear Lord, please tell my dad that removing his prosthetic leg, glass eye and false teeth won’t get him an AARP Zombie Apocalypse Senior Citizen’s discount, but it will keep the kids well behaved and scared shitless when he comes over to babysit, Amen.

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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10 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    March 15, 2014 at 10:35 pm

    This is a man after my own heart.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      March 16, 2014 at 12:58 pm

      He’s certainly one of a kind Kathy! He must be popular with the ladies because his leg had autographs all over it! lol

  2. March 15, 2014 at 10:33 am

    I love this guy!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      March 15, 2014 at 12:16 pm

      Me too he’s got his priorities straight and can stand on his own one foot! Unfortunately we only see one eye to eye, lol!

  3. March 14, 2014 at 4:02 pm

    Well behaved, scared shitless kids – That’s what I’m talking about!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      March 14, 2014 at 7:15 pm

      Aww Mike, I can see you’re easy to please! 😉

  4. Bill Y Ledden
    March 14, 2014 at 4:00 pm

    Now I don’t know what an AARP Zombie Apocalypse Senior Citizen’s discount is but it sounds damn cool and I want one,

    By the way, I made duct tape, not God!
    I’m wearing my own brand in my pic there, just to the left.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      March 14, 2014 at 7:13 pm

      It’s an awesome discount Bill. All you need is an artificial appendage that can be removed at will and duct tape . . . you’re half way there!!

  5. March 14, 2014 at 10:36 am

    He gives substance to the notion of falling apart in our old age. 🙂

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      March 14, 2014 at 3:22 pm

      Ain’t it the truth Larry. And that’s why God made duct tape!

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