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Laugh at life.

Don’t ever let anyone tell you that man-eating sharks are not dangerous. Other dangerous things that you might not be aware of include shopping in places that are not online – too easy to get lost in the shop and online dating – Svetlana the 21-year-old model from Russia is really Dave, the 68-year-old founder of the Scottish Batman Fan Club whose hobbies include hanging out in naturist resorts wearing nothing but a cape. The most dangerous thing that can happen to anyone is to lose their sense of humor. If you wake up one day and your sense of humor has passed on, make sure you give it a decent farewell:

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Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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13 Responses to Laugh at life.

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    February 16, 2014 at 5:22 pm

    I wish I could kill all the excess fat in my body, but it keeps reproducing.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 17, 2014 at 2:39 pm

      It happens me with Bon Jovi hatred. You think you’ve got rid of it all but it just keeps on coming back like a boomerang or a magnet or something!

  2. February 16, 2014 at 3:56 pm

    Since they all appear different, I’m assuming that casket-carrying clowns can’t be cloned!

    • February 17, 2014 at 2:25 am

      Cloned casket-carrying clowns can cannily carry corpulent corpses.

      • February 17, 2014 at 10:20 am

        Clever!

        • Bill Y Ledden
          February 17, 2014 at 2:31 pm

          You guys are involved in some sort of word-witchcraft and I can’t afford to get mixed up in any more cults so I’ll just applaud from here.

          • February 18, 2014 at 1:03 am

            Great … I’ve already used up my allotment of clever, with the month only half over.

  3. Deb Martin-Webster
    February 16, 2014 at 10:21 am

    There are times I wish I could LMAO. I’m not fond of the size of my ass and would love to laugh it off!!

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 17, 2014 at 2:36 pm

      I once LMAO and it took a Mormon, a menthol cigarette and the cynicism of an old Peruvian woman to get it back so be careful what you wish for!

  4. February 16, 2014 at 8:15 am

    I would have thought a miniature car or being shot out of a cannon would have been a better send off!

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 17, 2014 at 2:33 pm

      Now that would be funny to us Don Don’s but the clowns probably do that so often that they would prefer something different!

  5. February 16, 2014 at 7:16 am

    The expression, “laughed until I died” seems appropriate here.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 17, 2014 at 2:40 pm

      I don’t understand how clowns can be so funny yet terrifying.



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