This might be hard to understand but not all kids are imaginary. Some kids are real and some parents sometimes wish they weren’t. For the sake of anonymity, we’re going to call this little guy “Thirsty David” because we don’t want Thirsty Dave to know we’re talking about him. Actually, let’s not talk at all. Let’s all look at this:
He’s wearing a bib, so that’s responsible.
That’s in case he spills his drink and has to ring it out to release the sweet, golden nectar back into the bottle.
Remember, drink responsibly, then go potty.
I think he definitely lives by that motto.
I have always maintained that the teething years are the most dangerous!
That was the day they took his license away.
Don’t Drink In Diapers.
Even at that age, his taste in cars was impeccable.