Millions Outraged After Distractedly Skimming Headline of Article

Millions of people across the country were outraged today after distractedly skimming the headline of an article that splashed the cover of a newspaper or a magazine or showed up in their Facebook news feed or at this point they are so mad they can’t even remember.

I'M SO MAD!

The headline regarded a thing that they feel passionately about and it may have made it sound like something was going to happen to it, or something had already happened to it, or something about Barack Obama or guns or bacon. Most immediately shared the article across the numerous social networks that they frequent, which in turn immediately enraged most of their closest friends and acquaintances as well.

Within the actual article there may have been actual details which could have described the issue or the happening or the non-happening or some particular nuance or qualification regarding whatever it was that was claimed to have happened or might soon be happening thus potentially making the article not quite as inflammatory as first thought, but who has time for that when these outrageous things keep happening or not happening?

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