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Negotiating with the neighbors

February 26, 2014
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photo credit: sandcastlematt via photopin cc

I’m bargaining with my neighbor to shovel our driveway.

 

The only thing I can promise in return is not to do naked yoga with open windows.

 

It’s a really strong negotiating tool.  Downward dog is not attractive when naked.

Lisa Newlin

Lisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything. (Except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.) She is also a co-author of the bestselling humor books, "I Just Want to Be Alone" and "'You've Got Lipstick On Your Teeth,' And Other Things Only Heard From Your Friends In The Powder Room." You should buy them immediately on Amazon.com.

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