If you’ve come here looking for an amusing story, please go away. If you’ve come here looking to hear how much we detest Bon Jovi, please go away and come back tomorrow. If you’ve come here looking for the story of a couple who met over a crowded room and became the perfect match, please take a seat. Two people met over a crowded room and became the perfect match. They soon became the light of each others lives. Lots of good stuff happened but eventually the relationship burned out. Despite the many attempts to sort things out, the flame eventually died and so ends the story of our match made in heaven. People often ask why Thirsty Dave has such a high-pitched voice. We can pinpoint the very moment his voice broke and not in a good way:
The Testicle Chainsaw Massacre!
Once again, a much better title than mine.
Maybe he should get someone to be the holder of that thing and by that I mean the chainsaw.
If only he could turn back time!
Self-mutilation is a disease, not a choice
You’ve never met Thirsty Dave.
Oh, balls.
I think that’s what the dude in the picture probably shrieked!