Sumtimes de wurds doent maik sense.

The modus operandi is always the same. We update daily on matters of brilliant insight and wit. You try to figure out how people called Bill Y, Jill Y, Little Dill Y, Sugartastic Daddy John, Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane can lead such fascinating, eventful lives. It’s all good until someone points out a spelling mistake in one of our great works and then we just feel like we don’t deserve you. Because we’re a forward thinking and hungry collective, we’ve decided to eat ourselves out of the possibility of it happening again: