One of the more difficult questions you will hopefully never have to ever ask yourself is “how hard do I kick a terrorist?”. It’s not an easy question and there is no easy answer. There are many schools of thought on the subject and these schools of thought are not taught in schools. Terrorist kicking is as much an art form as a sport and the intensity of the kick can have varying results. In the first part of our one part story, one man tells us how hard he kicked a burning terrorist and the outcome of that kick:
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I don’t understand how he tore a ligament, roasted meat is generally tender?
Hehe! Good one!
But … BLEAH!
What Kathy says!
I believe that’s *exactly* how hard you should kick a terrorist.
He’s probably won some terrorist kicking prize by now.
Well, that sounds a lot better than “I tripped over my own shoelace,” which is probably what really happened.
Now that is what happens to me every few weeks. Torn tendons are really painful!
You know, when you ask someone how they hurt their foot, that is EXACTLY the answer I want to hear. But also, it brings new meaning to kicking a man when he’s down. And already burning to death. But hey, high five. I can appreciate the over-achiever in the guy.
I like him too, he’s a dude with ambition.
He’s close, but he’s no Braveheart.
Some say he was instrumental in the “Rangers And Killie In Peace Talks On Naismith” article!
He forgot to warmup and stretch first!
Very few gyms have adequate terrorist-kicking equipment anyway!
I don’t understand how he tore a ligament, roasted meat is generally tender?
Hehe! Good one!
But … BLEAH!
What Kathy says!
I believe that’s *exactly* how hard you should kick a terrorist.
He’s probably won some terrorist kicking prize by now.
Well, that sounds a lot better than “I tripped over my own shoelace,” which is probably what really happened.
Now that is what happens to me every few weeks. Torn tendons are really painful!
You know, when you ask someone how they hurt their foot, that is EXACTLY the answer I want to hear. But also, it brings new meaning to kicking a man when he’s down. And already burning to death. But hey, high five. I can appreciate the over-achiever in the guy.
I like him too, he’s a dude with ambition.
He’s close, but he’s no Braveheart.
Some say he was instrumental in the “Rangers And Killie In Peace Talks On Naismith” article!
He forgot to warmup and stretch first!
Very few gyms have adequate terrorist-kicking equipment anyway!